Most of us think the plumbing in our ass goes down a straight line like the garbage shoot in an apartment complex. For the most comfortable position for anal, he just needs you to make the wall go away. Mario doesn’t need to go under, over, or through it. What can Mario do? Make The Anal Wall Disappear He certainly can’t dig under or jump over the wall because the attempt itself would put the Prince in the ICU. Sure, he could try to force himself through the wall, but he wants to pleasure Prince Prostate, not put him in traction. This wall knocks Mario on his ass and causes all the minions in the puborectal kingdom to cry out in pain. Immediately upon entering, Mario slams into a second trap that seems to come out of nowhere-a wall. In the last post, we figured out how to trick the sphincter into releasing its hold and voila, the Giant Gate swung open, allowing Mario, and later his brother Luigi and depending on your inclinations, everyone in Topland, access to the Prince’s fruited plain.īut now we must concentrate on the easiest anal positions. The first is the Giant Gate we just talked about-the internal and external sphincter muscles protecting the prince with the force of a squeeze-cement job. The king has set two main traps that keep Mario from massaging Prince Prostate and letting his waters run dry.
